The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

smarterthanme:

tonytedesco:

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

  • New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
  • Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)

  • Californians shiver uncontrollably.
  • Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

  • Italian Cars won’t start
  • Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

  • Distilled water freezes
  • Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

  • New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
  • Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)

  • Hollywood disintegrates.
  • Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

  • Mt. St. Helens freezes.
  • Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

  • Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
  • Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

  • Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
  • Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

  • Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
  • Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

  • Hell freezes over.
  • The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

(via:fuckyeahtoronto)

Source: spectaculacular

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    THIS IS THE SAME AS THE MICHIGAN ONE, SUBTRACT THE “EH?” AND TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WINNING THE STANLEY CUP FOR “COLD...
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    lmao i’m not canadian but this is great
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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA leafs suck.
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    LMAO freakin canadians. HAHA
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    lol awe, poor toronto maple leafs. XD
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    nightinnantes:ghostsinthehall
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