THE DUKE UNCENSORED

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Crazy Tweets by Amanda Bynes: a collection

sade:

So apparently Amanda Bynes is Kid Cudi’s bone buddy. For the past week she’s been tweeting psycho stage 5 clinger posts. BITCH SHUT YO MOUTH. God damn.

1) Nobody gives a shit about you, you don’t have to act like you’re in the Secret Pussy division of the CIA with your ~cryptic~ Twitter posts. Jesus. You’re irrelevant.

2) Holy. Shit. This is like something Kate Hudson would do in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days only for real. Does Cudder have Twitter? Is he seeing this? Is her vagina spewing gold? There’s no way it’s sweet enough to make up for all this crazy white girl shit.

Girl stop. You are 23 years old. I would bring up the fact that you perpetually look like you just got your wisdom teeth taken out and don’t deserve a fine piece of UNF like Cudi, but I’m not gonna get petty here.

SADE is hilarious… new favorite blog

Via Sade
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    i love twitter because it helps me decide what celebrities
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    HOW DID I MISS THIS!?...Lilo’s less cracky, slightly more coherent, but equally CRAY...
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    never want to forget this happened. Ever. Also, please, stop with...downpour, Chapel Hill.
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    this girl needs to calm down. this is just too much. i’d unfollow her if i was following her, and if i was her friend...
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    uuuhhhmmm. oh dear.