June 2009
62 posts
WatchThis is halarious video is about how Valve has delayed episode three of the Half Life series, using Hitler, with subtitles.
Enjoy.
“My buddy @joshfreese did the best marketing for an album release EVER. Check out...”
– tonyhawk
“and when the groove is dead and gone, you know that love survives, so we can...”
– Michael Jackson, “Rock With You”
RIP MJ (via)
(via kaytee)
My new favorite website. →
Documented emails from an asshole. Genius and Halarious.
Amazing sports photos →
“LEAK: French Guy Discovers Hidden Feature in New Macbooks!...”
– kevinrose
At vol de nuit having some beers…. Not celebrating st jean de batiste day…just enjoying the sun!!! It is 30 degrees and beautiful out!! Mike Harper
fmylife:
Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term “solid water”. Completely stumped, I asked myself “what the hell is solid water??”. Then I heard my little cousin say “ice”. I’m a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML
“Lindsay Lohan, late to the party.
Olivia Munn and I spot Lindsay.....”
– kpereira
Way to show up half way through Lindsay.
“‘Uncharted 2′ Nabs Best of E3 From Game Critics Awards http://tinyurl.com/mpf38h”
– multiplayers
Socially drinking.
mothmilk:
goodluckspider:
alexwalters:
caitlynohh:
yourcrapsweak:
You have some booze. You have a fun night. You lose a couple brain cells. You (might) have a headache in the morning. You have stories to tell for the rest of your life.
What’s so bad?
..the damage it does to your body? not to mention it’s not hard for some people to become addicted to alcohol, thats a very big deal and...
My favorite Hoodie.
So Friday night I took part in one of the most epic pub crawls of all time. GOAT crawl was a complete success, it was a 12 team competitive drinking event. My team won (ALPHA Q ALPHA Q 2).
One downside to the entire night was me FUCKING losing my favorite sweatshirt ever. I put it down on the table behind me while doing some drinking events. Before leaving the bar, I went to pick it up and it was...
Bloody caesars needed!!!
I was on a G.O.A.T crawl (Greatest of all time)last night. It was an absolute shitshow, Joey who organized it is a genius. I spent entirly to much money, but it was so worth it. I will now go for a swim in the pool in my apartment building to wake my self up so I can have an amazing day.
much love people lets have a bloody ceasar!!!
Zombieland Trailer!!!
ncroal:
Zombieland: The End Is Extremely F—-ing Nigh II http://is.gd/15Wtq
watch this trailer!!
Film Of The Week.
pbrown:
Shoot ‘Em Up: Starring Clive Owen.
This movie is absolutely ridiculous. Essentially, it is 90 minutes of Clive Owen’s ego being exponentially boosted every 0.5 seconds. Plot? basically none. The idea? Let’s make a movie that will give us an opportunity to have shot after shot of Clive killing bad guys with guns… meanwhile also dropping the most one-liners in movie history.
The idea is...
I owe $535.....
laroche:
lilykily:
1. Smoked pot — $10 2. Did acid — $5 3. Ever had sex at church — $25 4. Woke up in the morning and didn’t know who was next to you —$40 5. Had sex with someone you met on Internet — $25 6. Had sex for money — $100 7. Ever had sex with a lover of different ethnic background — $20 8. Vandalized something — $20 9. Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10 10. Beat up someone —$20 11....
“Fallen Disney Princesses. Haunting but beautiful spoof, amazing photo series....”
– momopeche
For those of you on Twitter...
kaytee:
shorterexcerpts:
Change your twitter settings to say you are in the Tehran timezone, and change your location to Tehran.
Iranian censors are filtering by these settings to find dissidents, by doing this you can make things a bit more difficult for them.
Just changed my settings..
i know why the side of my head hurts finally
bbones:
cuz cass punched me there because i punched her in the mouth.
i guess i was ecstatic about it at the time, because whenever im intoxicated, i tell her to hit me and she never does. and she finally did. its a tactic. its a way to test our friendship and she punched me and we’re still best friends.
bbones and I had a very similar weekend. It is quite halarious.
“Man arrested for awesome creativity… - http://shar.es/r2Bp”
– harperdudevice
You really should stop making your face look like...
(via lovehopehate)
It is funny how after being punched in the face I am finding all these wonderful posts about punching and faces. But my face does not look like it should be punched. I have the kind face that smiles.
I was also told this weekend by a group of girls on seperate occasions that I was the nicest person they had ever meet. That made me feel really good…..
Until I got...
jonwithabullet:
Panic! At The Disco - Lying Is The...
so im a horrible creature
bbones:
punching everyone i knew and didn’t know when drunk.
I don’t think i’ll drink any more. loose canon.
This happened to me on the weekend but I was on the receiving end of the punch. not fun. A pic will be put up later of the cut I have now. bbones however was not the one to punch me.
pbrown:
Girl Talk - Feed The Animals - Here’s...
Hittin up hirleys right now. After my pens won I am very happy!!!!! Mike Harper
I love my mom.
*luke and joan are driving to starbucks in the morning, Joan picks up luke's iPhone that is playing the music in his car*
Joan: oh, who is this?
Luke: it's min...
Joan: this is called 'minus the bear'?
Luke: yes the band is minus the bear.
Joan: like the store in the 1960s?
Luke: there was store called minus the bear in the 1960s?
Joan: no, you know how I grew up in a general store and we had that black bear?
Luke: yes.
Joan: and then we had to get rid of it... So the store was minus the bear.
Luke: that's a terrible joke.
*luke tries not to show how funny he finds this*
Joan: we should put a minus the bear sign on the store now as it still to this day is minus the bear.
Luke: this was surprisingly funny!
Joan: yates general store minus the bear.
Luke: I love it.
*on a side note, please stop at yates general store on the way from Ottawa to North Bay... Unfortunately it is still minus the bear*
Every time Luke tells a story about his mom it makes me laugh to the point that people in my office stare at me. Joan you should have your own blog.
WatchThis is the Review for my most recent Video Game purchase. This game is sick. I love it. Anyone who has a PS3 I highly recommend it. (LUKE)
