THE DUKE UNCENSORED

8 Feb 2010

sade:

doinwork:

bgebs:

okay, i am borderline obsessed with the google ad from the superbowl, but THIS one, which picks up where the first ad leaves off, is a hell of a lot funnier.

Reblogged: sade

8 Feb 2010

sade:

Jay-Z almost makes me care about American football.

Oh Jay. You can do no wrong.

EPIC what a great Superbowl!!

Jay-Z is the shit

Reblogged: sade

8 Feb 2010

laroche: Elfen Lied has a lot of boobs limbs being ripped off blood childhood trauma crying feelings secrets memory loss gun shooting This anime is fucked to the max… But I have seen the series, epic fights.. Definite  recommend.. good on you Laroche! Death Note is pretty awesome, Trinity blood, full metal alchemist is probably my favorite.. (they are currently producing a brand new one)…, also check out Berserk… there is no finale episode but the series is pretty wicked.

laroche:

Elfen Lied has a lot of

  • boobs
  • limbs being ripped off
  • blood
  • childhood trauma
  • crying
  • feelings
  • secrets
  • memory loss
  • gun shooting

This anime is fucked to the max… But I have seen the series, epic fights.. Definite  recommend..

good on you Laroche!

Death Note is pretty awesome, Trinity blood, full metal alchemist is probably my favorite.. (they are currently producing a brand new one)…, also check out Berserk… there is no finale episode but the series is pretty wicked.

Reblogged: laroche

8 Feb 2010

My new website alexandluke.com is officially live, LondonBeard will be on hiatus for about 10 months. Check in with me here instead!

(via londonbeard)

YA!!!!!!!!!

Reblogged: londonbeard

6 Feb 2010

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

smarterthanme:

tonytedesco:

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

  • New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
  • Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)

  • Californians shiver uncontrollably.
  • Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

  • Italian Cars won’t start
  • Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

  • Distilled water freezes
  • Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

  • New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
  • Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)

  • Hollywood disintegrates.
  • Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

  • Mt. St. Helens freezes.
  • Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

  • Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
  • Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

  • Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
  • Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

  • Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
  • Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

  • Hell freezes over.
  • The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

(via:fuckyeahtoronto)

Reblogged: smarterthanme

5 Feb 2010

Crazy Tweets by Amanda Bynes: a collection

sade:

So apparently Amanda Bynes is Kid Cudi’s bone buddy. For the past week she’s been tweeting psycho stage 5 clinger posts. BITCH SHUT YO MOUTH. God damn.

1) Nobody gives a shit about you, you don’t have to act like you’re in the Secret Pussy division of the CIA with your ~cryptic~ Twitter posts. Jesus. You’re irrelevant.

2) Holy. Shit. This is like something Kate Hudson would do in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days only for real. Does Cudder have Twitter? Is he seeing this? Is her vagina spewing gold? There’s no way it’s sweet enough to make up for all this crazy white girl shit.

Girl stop. You are 23 years old. I would bring up the fact that you perpetually look like you just got your wisdom teeth taken out and don’t deserve a fine piece of UNF like Cudi, but I’m not gonna get petty here.

SADE is hilarious… new favorite blog

Reblogged: sade

5 Feb 2010

HAHAHAH

HAHAHAH

5 Feb 2010

txtsfrmlstnght:

(540): hey everyone… booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.


this is just plain amazing.. slutty but amazing

Reblogged: txtsfrmlstnght

5 Feb 2010

The Best Video Games and Movies of the Decade!

Check out IGN’s list of best movies and video games of the decade. This list is a great way to look back at some classic movies you haven’t seen in a while or video games you played once upon a time… Very cool.

4 Feb 2010

The Last Airbender Trailer!!!!

other than Kick-Ass this is my most anticipated movie this year!!!